Daily Zombie Escape Plan

Zombie Escape Plan #37: Attempt to bribe zombies with hookers and booze.

18% Effective

Catching Up!

Zombie Escape Plans:

#17:  Throw Babies at on coming zombies:

78% Effective

#2: The "Made You Look" Technique

2.3% Effective

What Happened with the Olympics?

Alright, I'm not really sure what happened in the world here. I know there's all sorts of issues with the Olympic torch relay thing this year including protestors attempting to extinguish the torch. The crazy thing is, if it wasn't for all these issue and problems, I honestly probably wouldn't have even know the Olympics were coming up.

I remember when I was younger in Maryland, it was like a huge deal, I could tell you what events were going to be shown when, and list off some of the big name athletes competeting. My childhood is sprinkled with memories of The Dream Team, Downhill Skiing Kerri Strung, the inclusion of snowboarding and the big Dan vs. Dave rivalry. And even before my time I remember hearing the stories of the Miracle Ice. but now... all of that has gone away, I guess I'm curious if this is just me or if more people are seemingly disconnected from the Olympics/Olympic Fever?

It's SCIENCE!

A new study has come out!
Basically, it says one of two things, and people seem to be fairly split on it.
Either: A) Men are Dense
or B) Women are deceptive/confusing

The study shows that some crazy percentage of men interpret a woman's attempts at being friendly as sexual advances/flirting. Meanwhile an equally large percentage of men interpret a woman's sexual advances/fliting as acts of friendship.

I also plan to run a scientific study to determine the following:
1) what percentage of kids like candy
2) do people truly like parfait as much as that cartoon donkey seems to think
3) how many unnecessary scientific studies can someone get funding for.

mm

MIND=BLOWN

GREENSLEEVES IS WHAT-CHILD-IS-THIS.... WHAT-CHILD-IS-THIS IS GREENSLEEVES...

...GREENSLEEVES IS A MAN!