It's SCIENCE!

A new study has come out!
Basically, it says one of two things, and people seem to be fairly split on it.
Either: A) Men are Dense
or B) Women are deceptive/confusing

The study shows that some crazy percentage of men interpret a woman's attempts at being friendly as sexual advances/flirting. Meanwhile an equally large percentage of men interpret a woman's sexual advances/fliting as acts of friendship.

I also plan to run a scientific study to determine the following:
1) what percentage of kids like candy
2) do people truly like parfait as much as that cartoon donkey seems to think
3) how many unnecessary scientific studies can someone get funding for.

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