Hunt for the Sum of Clear and Present Patriot Games

this just in... paramount pictures is looking to try and revive jack ryan, made famous by Harrison Ford, with help by Alec Baldwin and with a punch in the face by Ben Affleck (as in he ruined the character).

The bad ass CIA? FBI? government agent from Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger and HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets)

And who are they getting to spearhead the project? Good ol' Sam Raimi.

...yes... spiderman3's sam raimi, we can now look forward to a 10 minute montage of emo-jack walking down the street and winking at girls...
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here's how they can fix it:

In the middle of the scene where tobey, or jake or whoever sam thinks will be perfect in the role, is walking down the street a bull whip appears out of the corner of the screen and smacks the bitch out of the way... and indy jumps up and punches him in the face...

no one will ever be harrison ford.... EVER.

mm out