Doggy Tranq's

So, I've heard this commercial several times driving into work in the morning, and sometimes when i'm leaving work... and it always just like surprises me. It starts with a woman's voice talking about how their dog (which sounds like job the first time she says it) turns their world upside down... then out of no where this little kid voice just says, "moooommm he's jumping on meeee"

so... right off the bat, i'm generally confused because i think she's talking about a job and it apparently jumps on her kid.

But then it goes on to discuss how they've "tried everything, obedience classes, doggy daycare, even electric collars" but nothing worked etc etc... until they discovered "Poise" (as in... Pois- On) It's a pill that they feed their dog... and there's two formulas... an "instant" for when you want your dog to behave immediately. It even comes with a handy dandy delivery system. And then they long-term pill, to get rid of pesky habits like, barking, chewing, digging, running, eating, breathing, and that darn desire to live.

Poise... for when you want a dog as a piece of furniture.

mm-out