Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 12:57PM 
Do video games breed violence and hate? Or World Series Champions? Answer: apparently both. According to an interview with video game site Allakhazam, Curt Schilling is a "hopelessly hooked World of Warcraft player." Think about that next time you make fun of someone for playing a little WoW. Hate begets hate. And Schilling begets World Series rings. How cool is that?!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 10:45AM 
So you went out and dropped the $200 for RockBand... that's awesome... or you went out and bought Guitar Hero III, that just makes you even awesomer...
just remember these things:
1. No matter how good you get at Rock Band, you will never play the Coachella festival.
2. Nobody ever won his soul back from the real devil playing the ax that came with Guitar Hero III.
3. Playing a Guitar Hero or Rock Band guitar is a fairly effective form of birth control. Seriously, look at yourself in the mirror. No one who sees you playing this thing will want to have sex with you.
4. The plastic Guitar Hero guitar is pretty much useless around the campfire. (Even as kindling.)
5. If you get "Mississippi Queen" stuck in your head for more than two hours, consult a physician immediately.
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