The Personalities of Alcohol

Whilst driving home I came to a conclusion...

different types of alcohol could be paired to the personalities/results of certain types of people.

For example:

Beer -  The College Student

You get a group of them in a room and it's a good time, but eventually those students are gonna start to annoy you.

         the connection

it takes some time for beer to kick in and a fair amount of it to have an effect.

get it?

good

Hard Liquor -  The Pirate

Yeah, i know, obvious right?  Well... think about it, how much fun would it be to have like one or two pirates kicking around with you!? EXACTLY!!  But you get more than maybe 2 or 3, and there are gonna be some problems.

Wine - Hooker

High class/expensive will treat you well, and you'll have a good time.... cheap one gives you a disease and you spend the next day hugging a toilet and trying to get the stink off of you.

Champagne - The Ninja

You might catch a glimpse of the ninja, but then 20 minutes later you're on the floor with a weird taste in your mouth and a shruken in your shoulder blade.

...how was your new years