Squiggly-Biggily

Allow me to tell ye the story of ole' squiggly-biggily. Once a long while ago, on a tuesday a man went to sea. A fisherman from a small town in hawaii, all he knew was the sweet smell of the ocean, the sting of the sun, and the pull of fish in his nets.

He awoke one morning with an eerie feeling. He brushed it off and gathered his supplies and went to his boat. As he paddled out to the depths he began preparing his net. He cast it over the right side as he had through-out his life. When suddenly a voice in his head told him to cast the other way. Casting to the right, suddenly there was a great weight in his nets. He struggled to pull in his catch... when he finally got him on the boat he was shocked at what appeared to be a man standing at the prow of his small fishing boat.

The man spoke to him in a deep voice he said, "my name is squiggly-biggily... i have asperations to become an icon of pop culture. I wish to question famous people as to where they came from, and get to the depths.... of their character."

20 years later after much training and grooming from the fisherman Squiggly-biggily changed his named to James Lipton.

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